Sirius Hertz, Auntithesis and Sam Heinous spent two weeks going over the rules, simplifying them down to a study guide for the skaters. Please bear in mind that this is not a rules replacement, but merely a simplified guide of what every skater will need to know to play the game effectively, and pass their tests. We’ve re-worded, re-organized, and taken...
Sk8 Skool
Positional Players
Skaters who are still learning the game or who do not want to risk the hard knocks of full contact play play using a modified WFTDA rule set where all blocking must be done...
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Skaters who have completed Sk8 Skool and mastered positional play may test into full-contact play. All full-contact skaters are judged on skating ability alone; age or size are not...
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The Rick Rollers are Minor Threat’s travelling skaters, the skaters who play against other junior roller derby leagues in the area and nationwide, representing Las Cruces in...
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Pre-game: Crossroads City Derby, 12 June 2011
On Sunday afternoon, the Minor Threats took to the track before the bout between the Crossroads City Derby Sucias and the San Antonio Roller Derby Charmed Forces. The kids skated for half an hour, and were cheered on by parents, family and friends, as well as the crowd that had gathered to see the adults play later that night. Roll-A-Bouts emerged victorious...
Halftime Expo: Crossroads City Derby, 22 May 2011
Jun 14, 2011
More than a month ago, Minor Threat was invited to skate a halftime exhibition at the Crossroads City Derby. Our skaters spent 15 minutes in front of the crowd – 5 amazing jams. They looked incredible out there. Roll-A-Bouts came out on top, but what mattered was the look on their faces as they came off the track, and the camaraderie among all the skaters...
Derby Teams: Reshuffled
We’ve skated two bouts and a scrimmage as Roll-A-Bouts and Kids Vicious, and our skaters are growing both on and off the track. To keep them challanged, we’ve reshuffled teams! Here are the lineups for the next few months: Team 1 #9 Bobbie Bash-eh #21 Mad Maddy #42 Spitfire #7 Knock Knock Her Down #16 Margaret Kill-Again Skatey McFly Gilly...
Roll-A-Bouts For The Win!
May 9, 2011
On Friday, Minor Threat Junior Roller Derby held its first real scrimmage! It was a lot of planning, and organizing, but we got it done, and the Roll-A-Bouts came out on top, winning 93-83 against Kids Vicious. Everyone played amazingly well, and it’s hard to believe these skaters have only been at it for a few short months. It always amazes me how...






